A new Australian study has found that women tend to reduce their boozing while pregnant and in the first year after giving birth, just as you might expect. But, by the time their youngest child is five, they return to pre-parenthood levels of drinking, and researchers say it just might have something to do with “the…
Recently revealed internal documents from the Department of Health and Human Services show that sexual abuse of immigrant youth in federal detention is rampant. According to the documents, which were provided to Axios, HHS’s Office of Refugee Resettlement received 4,556 complaints of alleged sexual abuse against…
Lawyer Michael Avenatti has submitted two incriminating tapes of R. Kelly to prosecutors, but on Twitter continues to share lurid details of a tape that reportedly depicts a man raping a child.
Gather around, my thieving internet children, today we’ll be reading the rotten prosody of undying outlaws.
Last week, the New York Times reported that apparently very hungry Senator Amy Klobuchar reprimanded one of her aides for dropping a fork that she was going to use to eat a salad. She then used a comb from her purse as a replacement utensil, before demanding that the aide clean it off when she was finished.

On Monday night, two Jezebel staffers with varying degrees of encyclopedic knowledge about the modern Bachelor…
A RAVPower Gold Box, Dirty Dancing, Turbo Tax and a foot massager kick off Tuesday’s best deals.
On Sunday, I got stuck in a manhole cover. How mortifying. I’m just a typical German ratte, not looking to get famous. In fact, I abhor attention, preferring instead to scurry on the fringes of respectable society with my 2,348,391 siblings and children under the cover of night. I’m slightly embarrassed to even tell…
After Texas defunded Planned Parenthood in 2011, the state poured millions of dollars into a network of anti-abortion Christian pregnancy centers—a decision that could offer a glimpse of what’s to come in other states after the Trump administration announced a plan to block federal grant funding for reproductive…
The stereotype of the incompetent, irrational woman journalist is resurgent. She is familiar and she’s bad news: she’s volatile, unethical, and not very good at her job, and she discredits anyone with a feminine-leaning identity who works for the press. Though we know by now she’s an illusion, a hoary trope in a…
Last year, dozens of men had their penises touched at massage parlors on the Treasure Coast of Florida. One of them was the owner of the New England Patriots, Robert Kraft. Another was a police officer, identified as Detective Brock. The former was charged with two misdemeanors and became a punchline. The latter was…
When Starbucks employees were subjected to a week of measuring out their days in Hamilton tracks, they were rightfully pissed.
Although it looks exactly like a leg stretching medieval torture device, this highly rated Innova Inversion Table…
After Pixar co-founder and animator John Lasseter left the company following allegations of sexual harassment, it wasn’t long until he got a new gig at Skydance Media. But the hiring didn’t sit right with Emma Thompson, who recently left the “large-scale” animated film Luck produced by Skydance because of Lasseter’s…
Jennifer Esposito was married to Bradley Cooper for four months in 2006 and 2007, which qualifies her to have an opinion on whatever is happening between him and A Star Is Born co-star Lady Gaga. When David Spade posted a photo of the duo’s Oscars performance on Instagram and asked “Is there any chance these 2 aren’t…
Selma Blair announced that she has multiple sclerosis last October, but many fans (myself included) weren’t aware of her diagnosis until she appeared on the Vanity Fair Oscar red carpet with a cane.
News alert: It’s still cold outside. And to be honest, most of my weekends have been spent in bed, under a giant…
Ivanka Trump, well-liked genius, is not convinced that most Americans want living-wage jobs as outlined in the Green New Deal that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is promoting.
Chip and Joanna Gaines have acquired an entire castle—specifically, the Cottonland Castle, a Waco landmark begun in 1890, finished around 1913, and vacant for 20 years. It is apparently a total wreck.
A Catholic cardinal—who was previously the third most powerful official in the Vatican—has been convicted of child sex abuse, per a verdict that was unsealed on Tuesday.
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