For the first time in history, the Vatican is holding a summit to address child sexual abuse within the Roman Catholic Church.

I recently met someone new and we talked for a while. She asked me where I’m from; I asked her what she does for work. She asked me if I have any children.

Gwyneth Paltrow is suing the retired Utah doctor who sued her last month over a skiing accident that took place in February 2016. The doctor, Terry Sanderson, claimed that Paltrow lost control while skiing, ran into him, and then shuffled (on skis) quickly away. Paltrow now says quite the opposite happened.

Miley Cyrus is Vanity Fair’s latest cover star, and the story is a wild ride, though it’s hard to empathize with her oppressive wealth and self-righteousness.

The intimacy, or lack thereof, between President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump has been meme fodder since the 2016 presidential election cycle. So I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but according to at least one book, the Trumps might actually love each other. And they reportedly show that love by making out?…

Former Trump lawyer and fixer Michael Cohen is going to testify before Congress on an array of topics next Wednesday.

Maybe the only thing better than Girl Scout cookies are the stories of extremely enterprising Girl Scouts hatching brilliant marketing schemes to sell shit tons of Girl Scout cookies. These days, those stories are mostly about savvy kids setting up shop out front of weed dispensaries. But one Colorado Scout decided to…

Jussie Smollett has been formally charged with felony disorderly conduct for allegedly filing a false police report about the attack he’d said was perpetrated against him in Chicago last month.

Aw, poor Gaga. The singer has apparently gone to Mexico to chill out after ending her engagement to Christian Carino, where she’s probably spending the days lying with the shades drawn in a very lavish hotel room a la Carrie Bradshaw post-jilting.

It’s my one year anniversary at Jezebel and all I got was this really fucked up edition of Barf Bag.

Awards season is nearly over, there is no host for the Academy Awards, and we would love to volunteer our skills, time, and energy to host said awards, thanks so much for asking!

A recent report by federal investigators at the nonpartisan Government Accountability Office found that federal officials are not uniformly enforcing a requirement that certain (and very limited) abortions be covered through Medicaid.

Here is a koala that news outlets have deemed “sexy.” “This koala is sexier than you,” says the New York Post, quite rudely. The Daily Mail says that this koala, in addition to being sexy, is a “laid-back Lothario” and a “saucy marsupial.”

Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has been real busy since leaving the Trump administration in total disgrace: he turned down a spot on Dancing with the Stars and wrote a book that nobody read. And now he has an exciting new job as the “D.C. correspondent” on a celebrity news show your aunt watches!

In four days we’ll be basking in yet another Oscars ceremony, this one with no host, fewer awards, and probably an exponential increase in disaster. To help you prepare for the schadenfreude, we’ve enlisted our beloved former Jezebel Managing Editor, Madeleine Davies, to walk us through the plot of every Best Picture…