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In just nine days, we’ll be basking in yet another Oscars ceremony, this one with no host, fewer awards, and probably an exponential increase in disaster. To help you prepare for the schadenfreude, we’ve enlisted our beloved former Jezebel Managing Editor, Madeleine Davies, to walk you through the plot of every Best…

21 Savage spoke out about his immigration status for the first time since he was arrested and detained by Immigrations and Customs Enforcement hours before he was scheduled to perform at the Super Bowl.

In an era where film executives are increasingly banking on millennial nostalgia and reboots, I was deeply skeptical of Pen15, Hulu’s new original series about middle school in the year 2000. I assumed its entire conceit would be wrapped up in its anachronisms; that the late ‘90s and early 2000s cultural…

On this week’s episode of Dr. Pimple Popper, we met Ken and Kim. She’s a popaholic, he has a body full of clogged pores to pop. That’s at least part of why their relationship works. This episode aired on Valentine’s Day. There are no coincidences.

On Wednesday afternoon, the New York Times published a report detailing multiple allegations of 44-year-old singer-songwriter Ryan Adams exhibiting “a pattern of manipulative behavior in which Adams dangled career opportunities while simultaneously pursuing female artists for sex.” Seven women went on the record,…

At 13, Chris Angel Murphy left an abusive home and entered Los Angeles’s foster care system. “I was struggling with thinking about suicide, I was trying to figure out my sexuality,” Murphy said.

Donald Trump is pivoting to anti-abortion extremism, maybe because he’s spending a lot of time with Mike Pence or maybe because he learned a new sentence and just likes repeating it a whole lot. Either way, Politico reports that, ahead of last week’s National Prayer Breakfast, Trump picked a fight with Democratic…

Near the end of Episode 4 of the current season of The Bachelor, contestant Caelynn Miller-Keyes sat down with 26-year-0ld vocal virgin Colton Underwood, for a one-on-one dinner date. The format was familiar: a tight shot of two straight, conventionally attractive 20-somethings sitting hip-to-hip, occasionally…

Donald Trump Jr. spent Valentine’s Day with his girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle and a room full of large stuffed bears the color of fresh blood.

Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry are engaged to be married, and the two could not resist the opportunity for a good pun. Perry’s engagement ring—by the looks of the photo she posted on Instagram—has an pink-ish, oval-shaped stone in the middle surrounded by several smaller jewels, so as to look like a flower. She…

Lorena begins with the search for a dick. It’s a severed dick from the body of John Wayne Bobbitt, whose wife Lorena Bobbitt cut it off in the night with a kitchen knife. Interviewed police officers who were on the scene tiptoe around the fact that they were searching for what they call, in stumbling tones, “an…

The fashion director of Vogue Brazil, Donata Meirelles, has resigned after photos from her 50th birthday party show her sitting on a throne surrounded by black women.

On Thursday, a ABC7 Chicago report citing “multiple sources” said that Empire star Jussie Smollett may have orchestrated his own attack in order to avoid having his character written off. But almost immediately following its publication, Chicago police and writers for Empire denied the validity of those reports.

On Tuesday, Hayley Stewart, a plus-size style influencer who runs the popular U.K. blog Curves and Curls, posted a tweet chastising celebrities who pretend “anything about the toxic diet culture they’re promoting is #bodypositive,” arguing that “it’s the exact opposite!” Her frustration was directed at Georgia Louise…

My impression of Katrina Johnson’s impression of Ross Perot was a huge, retroactively embarrassing part of my childhood. Despite those cringey memories, an All That revival is one among the billions of reboots happening right now that I can actually get down with.