On Monday night, two Jezebel staffers with varying degrees of encyclopedic knowledge about the modern Bachelor universe watched the sixth episode of Colton Underwood’s season of The Bachelor. The wine was poured, and the virgin jokes flowed. This is their story.

Amid reports that Amazon is considering pulling out (pun definitely intended) of New York City for its planned second headquarters, the mystery of who leaked Jeff Bezos’s dick pics to the National Enquirer is getting stranger and stranger.

On Sunday afternoon, with a dusting of snow collecting on her shoulders, Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar announced the launch of her presidential campaign. “Our nation must be governed not from chaos but from opportunity. Not by wallowing over what’s wrong, but by marching inexorably toward what’s right,” she said.…

After Cardi B’s historic win at the Grammys Awards Sunday night, the BET Twitter account made a bad joke about Nicki Minaj getting “dragged by her lacefront.” At some point before Monday night, Cardi B responded to the headassery on Instagram, saying, “It’s not my style for people to put other people down to uplift…

As the country prepares for another government shutdown, there is one woman in Washington, D.C. who is trying to make life a little easier for those affected by it: the ‘Bra Fairy.’

The cover of the March issue of Esquire, for some inexplicable reason, features a 17-year-old white Trump supporter, Ryan Morgan, who lives in West Bend, Wisconsin.

Donald Trump Jr., a man who only knows how to work for his dad, had a real nice time on Monday night as opening act for his father at a rally in El Paso, Texas. With his magnet beard looking more magnetic than ever, Trump basked in the applause of his father’s supporters, really soaking it in.

The owners of seven little (but very old) bonsai trees that were stolen from their garden outside Tokyo are begging the thieves to please, please keep them watered. If they’re not taken care of, they will die!! Ugh.

Toni Morrison first delivered “Women, Race, and Memory” at Queens College, Queens, New York, May 8, 1989. The Source of Self-Regard is out now.

In addition to selling Louboutins and Givenchy bags, Barneys is about to begin offering extremely expensive weed paraphernalia, partially because there’s now a market for extremely expensive weed paraphernalia, but also because Our True Lord and Savior, Instagram, demands it.

The fallout from last week’s blackface apocalypse, c/o Virginia Governor Ralph Northam, is continuing apace: Today, a loafer from Katy Perry’s fashion line has been pulled from several retailers for its resemblance to racist imagery.

Chris Pratt is vehemently denying that his church is anti-LGBTQ, following a tweet from Ellen Page that said it was.

Read this blog while playing a bad Sublime song.

Love, in its purest form, makes all of our hearts smile. As a black person, I must say, that there’s something so special, so unequivocally sincere about seeing black people being in love on the big screen. Sorry, not sorry.

As Virginia reels from the revelation that its political leadership is littered with white men who wore blackface in their youth, it’s worth remembering that several contemporary celebrities have done the same, part of a longstanding American tradition of white entertainers emulating blackness for their own amusement.

Jane Doe, a woman who smuggled out clothing with DNA evidence on it after she was raped by a guard at Rikers won her $500,000 settlement in a civil lawsuit against the city in a rare victory on Monday, the Intercept reported.