While commuting into work this week on a stalled M train, a man walked into the car I was sitting in and began playing an atonal, drawn-out cover of “When the Saints Go Marching In” on the harmonica. He interrupted himself a few times to beat box directly into the instrument and held notes that I can only describe as…

It’s a no from me: Ariana Grande, “break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored” - All good things must come to end and unfortunate for Arianators, the warning signs have been there since “7 Rings.” Grande dropped her album thank u, next on Friday and unlike the title track, it’s not straight fire: Grande, who is white, sl…

A second woman has accused Virginia Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax of sexual assault. Meredith Watson, in a statement released by her lawyer, said that Fairfax raped her in 2000, when they were both undergraduates at Duke University. “Mr. Fairfax’s attack was premeditated and aggressive,” the statement read.

Max Landis, a C-list screenwriter, director, and producer best known for a string of films that truly bring to life the term “straight to video,” is making an attempted return to filmmaking and public life after a series of sexual misconduct allegations at the end of 2017. Though the accusations on social media were…

Anheuser-Busch, the makers of Budweiser and Michelob beers, had an ad in the first half of the Super Bowl for one of its smaller brands: Bon & Viv Spiked Seltzer. It’s a 30-second spot in which two women—they’re mermaids—named Bonnie and Vivian pitch their beverage to a group of sharks, remaking on how great it tastes…

Casey Affleck, accused sexual harasser and all around creep, will soon burden the entertainment world with a new film, Light of My Life. The movie—written, directed by, and starring Affleck—just debuted at the 2019 Berlin International Film Festival (it does not currently have a U.S. distributor), and according to…

It turns out that hours of recorded conversations between Michael Cohen and Stephanie Winston Wolkoff—a former strategist, adviser, and “enforcer” to Melania Trump—were among the items seized last year during the FBI’s raid of Cohen’s home, hotel, and office. In fact, the Southern District of New York’s current…

Chris Pratt, velociraptor wrangler and worst of the famous Chrises, paid The Late Show with Stephen Colbert a visit Thursday night to promote his forthcoming animated blockbuster, The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part. Except he didn’t actually mention the movie until six minutes and 48 seconds into a 10-minute interview,…

Today we bring you the tale of a medieval shero: Sister Joan of Leeds, who faked her death to escape a convent for a loucher life in a town 30 miles away.

President Trump, a 72-year-old man, is due for his annual physical exam on Friday, which will be performed at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center by Dr. Sean Conley, a Naval officer.

Michelle Williams doesn’t like to go on talk shows, her best friend Busy Philipps reveals, just as she introduces Williams on her own talk show on Thursday night. Maybe it’s because Williams is pretty private—or maybe she knew one day she’d end up exposing herself as a person who went a very long time without knowing…

There was a time when a television program by the name of Meerkat Manor was the most important thing in my life, much more so than the boyfriend I often watched it with. So believe me when I say that those little buggers are brutal and would love nothing more than to symbolically devour your ex on Valentine’s Day.…

Apparently deciding that now’s the time to revive the libidinal atmosphere of the Jet Age, Delta and Diet Coke have been handing out napkins encouraging passengers to put the moves on one another by filling in their phone number and passing it over.

There’s a Child’s Play remake starring Aubrey Plaza coming out in 2019 and the teaser is now here. And folks, I am shocked to see that this new Chucky might not be a haunted doll after all.

Arizona long-term healthcare facility Hacienda HealthCare, where in December a woman in a vegetative state gave birth, is shutting down.

Ivanka Trump, women’s empowerment genius, has helpfully clarified that she’s not here to address all women’s issues, in case for some reason you thought that’s what she was doing?

Kim Kardashian-West reached a major milestone recently: her oldest child, 5-year-old North, and second-oldest, 3-year-old Saint, are finally getting along. “It’s like, the best moment as a mom,” she told Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show. Hooray for children learning to behave and see siblings as friends rather than…

In September 2018, a massage therapist filed a lawsuit against Kevin Spacey for allegedly assaulting him at Spacey’s Malibu home in 2016. According to the complaint, the massage therapist, who chose to remain anonymous, entered Spacey’s home to massage him. The massage therapist said the actor forced the his hand to…

Pardon me for lapsing into the Daily Mail’s selective-capitalizing headline-writing convention, but I think this instance demanded it.