Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are already married, a fact I had to triple-check because there was so much speculation leading up to the blessed day I couldn’t remember if it actually happened. But though they can legally fuck without God getting mad, they have not yet foisted several rounds of hors d’oeuvres and…

It’s Tuesday, baby. Time to cry.

The trailer for that batshit anti-abortion film Roe v. Wade is here, and it’s incredible.

HGTV has snapped up the rights to Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, which ran on ABC from 2003 to 2012. It’s too soon to tell if host Ty Pennington and his distinct, very mid 2000s personal style will be returning.

In May, Jezebel wrote about the ubiquity of milks—specifically, about the wave of increasingly specific and weird alternative milks flooding the dairy aisle (despite some being non-dairy, as it were). But milks—or at least, the concept of milk—have also invaded the world of make-up, and to be honest with you, I can’t…

The House voted on Tuesday in support of a resolution condemning white supremacy and white nationalism, and it passed almost unanimously! The vote, which appears to have been called in response to Steve King being a white nationalist, also received the support of Steve King, a white nationalist:

On Monday night’s Vanderpump Rules—the morning after the annual Stassi Schroeder birthday meltdown episode—Scheana Marie revealed that while she’s still not looking for a “serious relationship,” she is sort of, kind of, maybe dating a SUR bar back/model named Adam Spott and his best friend, Robby Hayes, at the same…

On Tuesday, in Tucson, Arizona, trials began for some of the volunteers with humanitarian group No More Deaths who were charged with federal crimes last year after attempting to deliver food, water, and other supplies to migrants on the Arizona side of the Sonoran desert.

After being discovered in a cigarette box, a copy of the British erotic novel Fanny Hill dating from 1880 will go to auction next week. The book by John Cleland is, according to the BBC, “the first example of ‘pornographic prose’ in English,” which is notable! More notable to me, however, is that it utterly delights…

Is it possible for a men’s shaving company to court controversy? We now know the answer is: yes, but only if it’s implied that men could perhaps, sometimes, maybe in a contemplative moment such as while grooming their facescapes, work on being better.

During her opening remarks at the hearing on Donald Trump’s very bad attorney general nominee William Barr, Dianne Feinstein, the top Democrat on the Senate Judiciary Committee, also welcomed two racist, reactionary Republican women to the committee. You know, for feminism’s sake.

Tidying Up With Marie Kondo is inspiring Americans to clean out their closets and spare bedrooms and garages, sending their clutter to thrift stores. I applaud this, because I can’t wait to dig through everyone’s castoffs for treasure.

On Monday night, two Jezebel staffers with varying degrees of encyclopedic knowledge about the modern Bachelor universe watched the second episode of Colton Underwood’s season of The Bachelor. The wine was poured, and the virgin jokes were flowing. This is their story.

Alicia Keys is hosting the 2019 Grammys. Why? I don’t know, you tell me!

Carol Channing, an indomitable Broadway legend, has died. Per the AP, her publicist B. Harlan Boll confirmed that Channing died of natural causes in Rancho Mirage, California early Tuesday morning. She was 97.