On January 20, celestial sycophants will be rewarded with a special full lunar eclipse called a “super wolf blood moon,” which NASA has hyped as “one of the sky’s most dazzling shows.” But have we ever stopped for a second to think that maybe there are too many moons?

It was Monday morning when I first learned of Lady Gaga has a horse named Arabella (Latin for “yield to prayer”), which seems like a gross oversight on someone’s part (mine, most likely). Unfortunately, the news came through a heartfelt note Gaga posted on Instagram and Twitter about Arabella dying.

Kellyanne Conway, counselor to Donald Trump, was back on Fox & Friends on Monday morning to garble up a bunch of words about the latest New York Times story, which revealed that the FBI had opened up an investigation into whether Trump was working on behalf of Russia. Conway somehow tried to claim that the report…

This is weird. The Wendy Willams Show returned today... without Wendy Williams. The talk show was scheduled to return from holiday break on Monday, January 7, but was delayed by a week, on account of a shoulder fracture, according to a January 5 post on the show’s official Instagram account.

Here’s the blockbuster crossover film Hollywood couldn’t have conjured: Star-Lord teams up with Spawn of Terminator to live in love and spread the word of “faith”—for eternity! On Monday morning, Chris Pratt, 39, announced via Instagram that he and Katherine Schwarzenegger, the 29-year-old author who’s been publicly…

After Lifetime’s Surviving R. Kelly series aired earlier this month, there’s a renewed pressure on R. Kelly’s label, RCA Records, which is owned by Sony Music, to drop him. It’s safe to assume that Kelly is not bringing in as much money as he once did for RCA; after allegations that Kelly was keeping women in a cult…

It snowed in Washington, D.C. this weekend, and all Donald Trump wanted, as he gazed out at the winter wonderland before him, was for all of us to see what he saw. But how?

The only thing worse than losing is not really losing, but tying, and being compelled to say, “What an honor...” alongside your competitor who just moments prior, you were hoping would lose. At Sunday night’s 2019 Critics’ Choice Awards, four women were burdened by the tie: Lady Gaga and Glenn Close were both awarded…

Last week, as another round of negotiations failed and the United Teachers of Los Angeles announced a new strike date for January 14, Kirti Baranwal, a teacher with the Spanish-English Bilingual Program at the UCLA Community School, read her 2nd and 3rd grade students a book called Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type. Th…

A picture of egg has done what mere mortals can only dream of achieving: it beat Kylie Jenner at social media.

At (very) long last, HBO has announced the premiere date for the final season of Game of Thrones. According to a new teaser the network tweeted out on Sunday night, Winter is Coming on April 14. Coming with it: Jon Snow, Jon Snow’s manbun, the dead animal on Jon Snow’s neck, Sansa Stark, Arya Stark, and I think maybe…

The Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory (CSHL) has stripped James Watson, the 90-year-old Nobel Prize-winning scientist famous for determining the double-helix structure of DNA with his partner Francis Crick in the 1950s based on research conducted by British chemist Rosalind Franklin, of all his honorary titles after the…

A federal judge in California has granted a preliminary injunction to 13 states and Washington, D.C. that will prevent employers from opting out of providing no-cost birth control to employees based on religious or moral objections.

Pete Davidson has a big dick—this we know. What we do not know is whether his dick is Too big, Very big, Normal big, or Slightly big, and since all these labels tend to be subjective, one can never truly know the truth, unless one has the opportunity to personally meet said dick.