After finally finding Maroon 5 a Super Bowl buddy in Travis Scott, the NFL has announced that Big Boi is going to perform as well.

More than three weeks into the government shutdown, Canadian air traffic controllers proved that they care more about the workers doing their jobs without pay than the American president.

As R. Kelly’s air of invincibility continues to erode in the aftermath of the “Surviving R. Kelly” docuseries, Illinois officials have announced that a permit for an upcoming concert hosted by the embattled crooner has been denied.

Constant exposure to Twitter and The New York Times have left me chronically unable to feel joy, but the closest approximation I can fathom is watching 12 Q-list celebrities attempt to pantomime basic human interactions under twenty-four hour video surveillance for $250k and the thrill of being back on TV.

In Northern California, a “mass causality overdose” caused by fentanyl has left one dead and 12 hospitalized, with four of the victims in critical condition.

For over 20 years, Missy Elliott has been one of the most influential artists of this generation and the not-so-secret sauce behind hits from 702, Beyoncé, Janet Jackson, and countless others.

In the latest dump of weird, not-quite-sexts from Amazon supervillain, Jeff Bezos, to his alive girlfriend Lauren Sanchez, Bezos revealed that his wife MacKenzie was having nightmares about turtles in the months before the split.

In an interview with Jezebel, Eva Marcille, model and current castmember on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, broke down what it means to be shady. One rule of engagement: if the other person doesn’t touch on a topic first, then you don’t touch on it. If you do? You’re being shady.

Am I the only one who thought Jane Austen’s family was at least Pride and Prejudice-level poor?

Jada Pinkett Smith recently had Lisa Van Allen, who appeared in the docuseries Surviving R. Kelly, on her Facebook Watch series Red Table Talk, where Allen detailed the cycle of abuse she survived during her time with Kelly.

Impossible Foods, the company responsible for those bloody potato burgers, is going into the steak business.

On January 11, women’s advocacy group UltraViolet flew a plane over Sony’s Culver City, California offices that read, “RCA/Sony: Drop Sexual Predator R. Kelly.”

This clip of Patti LaBelle on Busy Tonight is my favorite film of 2019.

Today, conversations about sexual violence and harassment towards women have infiltrated popular culture, the news and beyond. But despite the prevalence of sexual violence towards black girls and women, we remain almost invisible in these conversations.

As the shutdown drags on, the president cannot seem to shut up about the positive attributes (strong, tall, anti-climbing, beautiful) of walls. He not only tweeted about this (see below), he also printed out this graphic and held it up at a meeting in the White House to further his point (see above):

When I woke up this morning, the first full article I read was about Jeff Bezos’s dick. Specifically, its size, as revealed to a Page Six source. (You didn’t ask, but the insider said: “It’s big.”) This nugget of knowledge came to light only after a series of sexts and dick picks the evil Amazon man is alleged to have …