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Everyone in life needs a role model, and mine happens to be this life-sized statue of an elephant named Petal, housed in a now-defunct New Jersey shopping mall.

Sex in video games and fandom this year flourished but, in some cases, that flourishing was suppressed. It’s a tale as old as time: no matter how hard you try to stop them, people are just gonna be horny.

It’s here! It’s finally here! Every year it seems like the big day will never come, but it’s here. It’s the day to gather with your family and friends ‘round the hearth, warm beverages and sweet treats at the ready, and have a hearty chortle over the things America stuck inside itself and couldn’t remove without the…

On the Friday before the holiday weekend, Ohio Governor John Kasich vetoed the so-called “heartbeat bill,” a measure that would ban abortions after a fetal heartbeat is detected, which occurs as early as around six weeks. It was the second time Kasich rejected the bill in two years. But at the same time, Kasich signed…

Though Rudolf Gunvaldr Hjálmarrssøn Renskräshål (1804-1818) is perhaps better known as Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, it is unclear whether he ever led Santa Claus’ sleigh, much less possessed the “very shiny” red nose Gene Autry sang about in 1949.

As we approach the end of the year, a few of our Jezebel Quickies stars reflected on some of the shit they’ll be leaving behind before the New Year hits. They gave us a variety of responses.

It is never to early to get a jumpstart on your New Year’s resolutions; if you need a little inspiration, look to my new goal-setting icon, Fiona. Easily the most likable hippo in modern human history and just shy of two years old, she now weighs over 1,000 lbs. Truly, a Christmas miracle. This is one small step for…

There’s a lot of judgement these days (including from me) about what we should or shouldn’t do. Read these books. Don’t eat Romaine lettuce. Do surgery on a grape. Drink tea. Don’t drink tea. It’s okay, a healthy dose of judgement is fine! But one thing that no one should judge you for is keeping your Christmas tree…

Pedialyte is freeing itself of the stigma that it is only a drink for small, dehydrated children, and subtly rebranding as the hangover cure I have long known it to be.

For Bad Bunny, short shorts have, at times, been a point of contention. In a video published almost exactly one year ago, the Puerto Rican rapper told the Remezcla reporter behind the camera, between bites of pepperoni pizza, about an early brush with some rather dramatic detractors. “A lot, a lot of people,” he says…

Republicans have hurtled America into the fifth day of its third government shutdown of the year, and shit is bleak. Donald Trump is alone, the national Christmas tree briefly went dark, and 800,000 federal workers are facing deferred pay.

In Argentina, a radio host will avoid harsher punishment for repeatedly making sexist remarks by agreeing to bring experts on gender issues on his show and actually listening to them instead of interrupting.

Political campaigns, which are often dominated by men and take place over a frenzied and short-lived time period, have long been an environment where sexual harassment proliferates. But as HuffPost’s Molly Redden reports, in the first post-MeToo presidential election, some Democratic 2020 campaigns are finally vetting…

The 92-year-old Queen of England, known for living in a palace and spending taxpayer money, is being lambasted on Twitter for appearing “out of touch” in her yearly Christmas lecture to the masses.

Here’s some excellent news for all who are spending the next two weeks in a holiday haze, sated on a hearty diet of gingerbread coffee, red wine, and chocolate cake: you can eat, drink, and be merry for many more holiday seasons to come.