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My family is not a Christmas family, preferring to use the holiday as a nice time to sit in the living room reading quietly for hours at a time. We eat food, but it is not traditionally “Christmas” food—likely because Christmas isn’t a holiday that is generally associated with food and also because it seems that

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T’is the season—to hang some ornaments, bust out the bundles of twinkly lights, and post a pic of your stupendous Christmas tree on social media for all to see. If you haven’t already done so, you might be feeling the pressure to do so; these celebs sure are, and so they’ve created elaborate Christmas tree-related

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First came the hallways stacked with bloody tree carcasses lined like impaled prisoners warning off advancing enemies. Now, the darkened branches of the National Christmas Tree droop on the White House lawn with all the disrespect of a Target cashier cursing “happy holidays” at an apoplectic aunt. The battle for

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