After millionaire John Broadhurst was accused of killing 26-year-old Natalie Connolly in 2016, he claimed her death was the result of consensual, rough sex. She had died from the trauma of over 40 injuries, as well as alcohol intoxication, and was left at the foot of the staircase where she and Broadhurst lived.…

Donald Trump Jr.—President Trump’s adult son and Capricorn—will celebrate his 41st birthday on December 31. The question is: Who will he spend it with? His father? He wishes. His new girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle? Likely. Former Danity Kane singer Aubrey O’Day, who Don allegedly had an affair with up with whilst his…

Unlike many White House employees, Press Secretary Sarah Sanders has somehow made it through another full year working for the Trump Administration. Congrats, I guess.

Christmas traditions are weird. We chop tall trees, rip them from the ground, and lug them into our homes to adorn them with shiny objects like we’re giant magpies. We stuff presents under said trees, claiming that they were placed there by a fat man in a red and white suit who rides a sleigh in the sky. But most of…

Travis Scott is Rolling Stone’s latest cover star, which is surprising only if you’re the kind of person who misses the “old days” of the magazine. The piece opens with Scott doing 110 miles per hour on a Houston highway in an attempt to catch girlfriend and baby mama Kylie Jenner before she departs on her private…

This year was a big year for movies about pop and/or rock music. I wanted to say “...for rock musicals,” because I thought that terminology distinguished movies about musicians in which music is realistically integral to the storyline and performed by characters from proper musicals whose songs signify a linear break…

Maroon 5's search for a friend at the end of the world is over, according to TMZ—the group has found someone to join them at the Super Bowl halftime show after multiple artists have voiced concerns about doing so in a time when the NFL so clearly has its head up its butt, and others have said no to the alt-crooners’…

Recently I stumbled across an absolutely terrifying picture of a Christmas tree.

The cover of the newest issue of Bloomberg Businessweek dispenses with the magazine’s fondness for abstract, artsy covers. In one of a small handful of instances this year, the front page centers a single person with a straightforward headline. “How to Clean Up A #MeToo Mess,” reads the white text over an image of a…

A lawyer representing Shelly Miscavige, the wife of David Miscavige, Scientology’s leader, has demanded that Jezebel remove a story we ran yesterday on Shelly’s alleged disappearance. The attorney, Jeffrey K. Riffer, writes “Mrs. Miscavige is not missing” and that she is “appalled” by claims that she has disappeared.…

When you think of your needs, what’s high on your list? Food, water, and oxygen, I’m sure. Your friends and family, fine. Pets? Well, now that you’ve grown an attachment, I suppose so. Dark chocolate? Okay, make the argument for the intersection of indulgence and antioxidants creating necessity. You’re allowed.

The setting: an apartment in Washington, DC. The scenario: the delivery guy has arrived, takeout tacos in hand. The doorbell: he rings it. The dogs, unaccustomed to such average nonsense, lose their shit. They are Bo and Sunny Obama, and until January 2017, they have never heard a doorbell in their fucking lives. They…

Harvey Weinstein will face trial for sexual assault, despite his attorneys’ attempts to get his case thrown out against him after a New York judge sided with the prosecutors on Thursday and threw out the defense’s motion to dismiss the case during a brief court session. According to the AP, Weinstein didn’t answer…

The Kardashian-Jenners can no longer persuade their fanbase to shell out $2.99 a month per family member for exclusive content, so Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian, as well as “self-made” billionaire Kylie Jenner, are shuttering their apps.

A tiny home in St. Louis, Missouri has been stolen and recovered thanks to the tiny homeowner’s social media campaign to track down the thieves—a happy ending for all, except the thieves. As someone who has never built a tiny home, I am not really in a place to weigh in on the structural integrity of small abodes and…