Last week we posted a clip from former-Wonder Woman Lynda Carter's variety show (in which she wears Bob Mackie costume and sings a Kiss song), saying that we miss the genre and wish it would return. Well, some fairy queen has made our gay dream come true: Lynda will be opening her week-long Cabaret show in NYC tomorrow! She'll sing old-school musical numbers as well as James Taylor and Willie Nelson songs. There was no mention of whether she'll be back in Mackie, but we'll keep our fingers crossed. [NY Post]
Oh no. Not James Taylor songs!! That is karaoke-night-ruining fodder, up there with 'the guy that always has to sing 'Amazing Grace' as if we've never heard it before in our lives'. Fuck that shit. Make it Paul Simon, fuckin' Phil Collins, better yet- Neil Diamond, anything but James Taylor.