Depending on what you are reading, Lamar Odom:
A) Left rehab just one day after checking himself in for his $800-a-day drug (some report mostly cocaine, others report crack) and alcohol addiction, after much urging from Khloe Kardashian and teammates on the L.A. Clippers. He arrived on Wednesday and left on Thursday afternoon with an assistant, later spotted in Los Angeles. Or:
B) Never went to rehab in the first place, simply dropped off the grid to avoid and the rest of the Kardashiklan, as Kris Jenner has been on the warpath since his DUI last week. “Kris is desperate for Khloe to divorce Lamar,” says a source.
Khloe has since changed her Twitter profile pic from a one of herself and Lamar into just herself, which is roughly the Kardashian equivalent of throwing the Heart of The Ocean into the Atlantic. [Hollywood Life, L.A. Times; lede image via Celebuzz]
Mel Gibson flipped the fuck out on cops in Malibu at at DUI checkpoint around 1 AM yesterday, but he left the Jews alone this time, maybe because it was Rosh Hashanah. He didn’t have his license on him and screamed rational, thought-out responses to their questions such as “Why are you harassing me?” They let him go with a warning. [TMZ]
Regs badass Kim Gordon, formerly of Sonic Youth, is going to guest-star on Girls. As… Jessa’s freewheeling aunt? A ghost? As replacement for Adam Driver’s character, with no explanation? [THR]
- Racist Big Brother contestant Aaryn Gries went to prom with a black guy. [TMZ]
- Brad Pitt rolled around on a tank in England because Tyler Durden would because fuck your 401k and you are not your fucking khakhis and yay homoerotic Greco-Roman wrestling. [TMZ]
- Robert Pattinson is starring as The Other Guy in an upcoming movie about James Dean being friends with another guy. [Gossip Cop]
- Matt Bomer says he’s “touched” by fans’ petition to get him into 50 Shades of Grey. [EW]
- Alec Baldwin is going to have a current events show on MSNBC because who better to dole out his opinion on Syria than someone who was in Along Came Polly? [Us Weekly]
- Someone dumped bong water out onto the street from Justin Bieber’s van. [TMZ]
- Quoth the raven/Justin Bieber, “Breezy spray painted my half pipe. He’s super dope.” Nevermore. [Gossip Cop]
- Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are not engaged. “Is this A News?” my cat just asked. “No,” I replied. [People]
- Perez Hilton struck the latest blow in the Perez/Gaga feud by leaking (NSFW) nude pictures of her on Twitter. [Page Six]
- Lisa Osbourne, Jack’s wife, revealed on her blog that she has miscarried their child. [E!]
- Norman Oosterbroek, former bodyguard of Beyonce, Lady Gaga and Rihanna was Tasered to death by cops after a naked, drug-fueled rampage in his neighbor’s house. [Radar Online]
- Martha Stewart products have been ousted from J.C. Penney’s over a lawsuit. [Us Weekly]
- “I don’t know if I’d be alive in some ways if it wasn’t for Paula,” says Robin “Rhyming Dictionary Optional” Thicke. [ABC News]
- Keeping it classy, as usual, TMZ’s matching-cleavage-to-star game “Guess The Crevice.” [TMZ]
- Angelina Jolie is getting a humanitarian Oscar. [People]
- Liza Minnelli is down with Michelle Williams as Sally Bowles but mehhhh. [E!]