During a Sirius radio interview, Lady Gaga declared, "I'm on the drunk diet ... I like to drink whiskey and stuff while I'm working ... But the deal is, I've got to work out every day, and I work out hung over if I'm hung over." Hmm... surely it's just a coincidence that her boyfriend Luc Carl will soon be promoting his book The Drunk Diet.
My version of the drunk diet:
Step 1: Have a drink. Think, "I'm not going to go crazy tonight."
Step 2: Second drink. Because I can hold my alcohol really well.
Step 3: Of course I want to try that tasty drink. And I totally need that dessert.
Step 4: My hand feels empty. Another drink please!
Step 5: Is it nacho o'clock already?
Step 6: Stagger home, maybe chug some water to rehydrate. (For the healths, natch.)
Step 7: Wake up a few hours later, drink more water.
Step 8: Wake up the next morning, eat a bagel and tell myself I'm too dehydrated to work out.
That's what Gaga does, right?