Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Are Laughing at You

Seriously, you left the house in that? Don’t you know they’re outside, waiting to judge you?

I don’t know why but it reminds me of one of the cycles seasons of America’s Next Top Model when the contestants were all backstage getting ready for a runway show and the real models — who were all like 12 years old and 90 pounds — were laughing at Tyra’s crew and being all, “You’re soooo old. You’re soooo fat.”

Stop looking at me that way, Kristen and Rob! GOD!