Never one to do things by halves, Britney is not just a lesbian, she is an uber-lesbian to the power of six. According to that beacon of truth, In Touch Magazine.

In Touch has spoken to real life 'insiders' - you know, the kind of people who once knew someone who caught a ride once with a guy who dated someone who met Britney for five minutes ten years ago - who reveal the shocking truth!

"Sometimes it was three girls, and sometimes there were more like six.

"I heard about her being with girls at least 20 times while they were married."

Another source [that would be the grandmother of the girl who used to work with a woman whose third cousin twice-removed was a make-up artist on a video shoot four years ago] claimed:

"Discreetly, she would ask Kevin to come and join them but he would always deny her. He was just into having sex with her."

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Yah. Uh-huh. Because we really really really believe that Kevin Federline is a bastion of upstanding right-thinkingness who would like, totally turn down a seven-lesbian orgy. Oh yes.

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