Kim Kardashian is the March coverlady on Harper's Bazaar, and inside, she plays the Queen Of Denial The Nile in photographs by (who else?) Terry Richardson. She also talks about her body, since that is one of her strongest talents. Quoth Kim: "I'm on a diet… I need to be. I love to eat-Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day." Mmm. Kit-Kats.

Oh, and by the way: Kim is not just dressed as Cleopatra. She is dressed as Elizabeth Taylor in Cleopatra. Okay? And she interviewed the silver screen legend! KK asks ET: "I am a huge Elizabeth Taylor nerd, as will now become clear. You have the world's most iconic jewelry collection. Of your three most famous diamond rings-a 29.4-carat from Mike Todd, the Krupp diamond at 33.19 carats, or the Taylor-Burton 69.42-carat diamond-which one meant the most? Does size matter?" La Liz replies: "The Krupp is an extraordinary stone. It has such life and brilliance when light shines through it. Size does matter, but so does the size of the emotion behind it."

On the left: Kim in one of Elizabeth Taylor's original Cleopatra robes. On the right: Pussy! Get it? Pussy.


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