Kim Kardashian has been an A student when it comes to following her friend Paris Hilton's tutelage on how to become famous without having a particular skill. First, she made a splash with her "private" amateur sex tape and now she's gonna have a reality show. "It's basically a reality version of The Brady Bunch," she told E! Online. The show will follow the lives of Kim and her nine brothers and sisters. (She has three full sibs, two half-sisters, three step-brothers, and one step-sister.)

Her step-brother, Brody Jenner, had a disaster of a reality show, The Princes of Malibu, that was pulled off the air after four episodes, before he managed to weasel his way into a supporting role on MTV's reality hit The Hills. Kim hasn't "revealed" which network is going to run the show (translation: she hasn't sold the damn thing yet) but promises that it'll be worth watching. "[My sister] Khloe's, like, hysterical and says these ridiculous things. [My other sister] Kourtney is such a bitch. I'm in between." So there's Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, and their mom's name is Kris. Meanwhile, her step-father Bruce has sons named Brandon and Brody. These people are like the Duggars with their alliteration and mass offspring!
The Kardashian And Jenner Clans Go Brady Bunch [E! Online]