The Kardashian Klan is in the middle of a "civil war," according to last night's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, with Khloe and Kourtney ganging up on Kim after the girls got in a fight at a Bentley dealership that led to Kim accusing them of being "jealous psycho bitches" and then later swinging her Louis Vuitton handbag at Khloe before punching her in the arm. Kim actually looked really hot when she was getting angry and violent, almost exactly like comic artist Mike Sekowsky's 1960s mod redesign of Wonder Woman, with her tunic, leggings, and knee-high boots. Next week: The whole family goes on a ski trip in an attempt to smooth things over, but the preview showed people throwing and smashing Sidekicks and Blackberrys instead of making peace. Clip above.
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Spoiler alert *** (DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WAHT HAPPENS!!!) ....... OK, so while on the ski trip, Khloe eats a Kit-Kat and throws the wrapper on the Kim's Kate spade bag, and Kim throws a fit and Kicks Kourtney in the Krotch. Then Kris yells "Knock it off Kids!" and they all Kram into the Kitchen and make Kool-aid while singing Kanye west songs. Then Kurt russel comes in and Kills them with a Kleaver.