Kiki Dunst Finds Sobriety... And Love

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  • Kirsten Dunst has met a guy! In rehab! The same facility in which Lindsay Lohan met her man! And they don't charge extra for that! [Perez Hilton]
  • Kate Moss has life-sized skeletons in her home, arranged horizontally, in the missionary position. Bones that bone? [Mirror]
  • Lindsay Lohan: "I'm back on track and figuring out what's next. I'm recording right now... and being in the studio again has been really great. It's all coming together." Oh yeah, the world awaits your music, definitely. [People]
  • Britney taught another dance class and the kids loved her! "I want to dance with Britney all the time because it's so much fun," 5-year-old Elissa says. Hanging with children is an upgrade from hanging with that paparazzi dude, right? [People]
  • Mark Ronson: Seen making out with underage soap star Leven Rambin! [Page Six]
  • Sorry ladies, but Daniel Craig has gotten engaged. Tragic! [The Sun]
  • Lily Allen's been seeing a shrink? Good for her. [The Sun]
  • Dannielynn Birkhead, 18 months old, has officially been declared the sole heir to Anna Nicole Smith's estate. If the court battle involving Smith's late husband's fortune is ever settled, Dannielynn could get millions! [TMZ]
  • Scarlett Johansson: Moving in with Ryan Reynolds? [Rush & Molloy]
  • Linda Hogan is claiming that Hulk Hogan is using their son Nick to deliver messages about the divorce. Kids are always caught in the middle! [TMZ
  • A New York City restaurant with cameras in its "private room" has caught stars like Diddy, Sienna Miller, Tom Brady and Gisele "frolicking" on video, but a rep says the tapes get deleted, shizzle. [Page Six]
  • Salma Hayek loves her 6-month-old daughter but "I wanted a boy," she says. "There is always conflict between mothers and daughters. But now that she's here, I'm so happy she's a girl. And I can't imagine there ever being conflict between us, because I'm in a state of innocence where I love everything she does." Eh, just wait until she's 17. [Page Six]
  • Does Kimora Lee Simmons have a contract rider for personal appearances that requires someone to refill her champagne glass if it gets below one inch? Will she only drink Fiji water? Do places have to provide fans that blow on her in case it gets hot? [Page Six]
  • Is twice rehabbed Pat O'Brien being dropped from The Insider? [Page Six]
  • Chace Crawford, aka Gossip Girl's Nate: Spotted partying with JC Chasez in Las Vegas. [Page Six]
  • Ryder Robinson, son of Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson, was in Miami Beach when he got into an elevator that reeked of booze and cigarettes. "It smells like Daddy's concert!" the 4-year-old proclaimed. [Page Six]
  • A guest at the Real Housewives Of New York City party was heard saying: "These women do not represent New York. This show is a joke." [Page Six]
  • Blind item! "Which actress went into rehab only after she suffered a miscarriage? She was on a four-day cocaine bender when she lost the baby she didn't even know she was carrying." [Page Six]
  • Blind item! "Which red-carpet couple will finally have someone to talk to now that they're new parents? The Hollywood pair are so strange and reclusive, 'they have no other friends.'" [Page Six]
  • Blind item! "Which super-star mommy cut a PR deal with the private hospital in which she gave birth to cut down on the costs of her VIP suite?" [Gatecrasher]
  • Oh, now Barack Obama is not attending opening night of Cat On A Hot Tin Roof. Boo. [Gatecrasher]
  • Emma Thompson's "adopted" Rwandan son thinks Brits are obsessed with the "pathetic celebrity culture." Smart guy! [Daily Mail]
  • Daniel Baldwin is working on becoming an interventionist? Really? [TMZ]
  • Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, hot-spot hopping in New York, blah blah blah, yawn. [People]
  • David Hernandez, who danced nekkid before becoming an American Idol finalist, won't be kicked off the show because, producers say, "We're never judgmental about what people do to earn a living." And hey, being ogled in the buff probably prepared him for the competition! [People]
  • "Millions of fans" are supporting Jennifer Aniston in "internet chat rooms" and "fan sites" after she didn't get a chance to confront Brad and Angelina at an Oscar party, sez this paper. Sure, sure. Whatever. [Daily Express]
  • Sandra Bernhard is in the new issue of Vanity Fair and her girlfriend just happens to the a publicist for the mag, interesting. [Radar]
  • Lil' Jon has a winery??? Jon is offering his own Merlot, Chardonnay and Cabernet Sauvignon in slick black bottles. From crunk to classy! [Ad Age]
  • Mariah Carey says she's not ready to be a mom. "It's hard enough to have a puppy." Word. [MSNBC]
  • Cruz Beckham, in a Batman suit. That kid is destined for stardom. [Daily Mail]



@leMaldeTete: #1) Excellent use of the term "paramour." #2) Yes, which is tough, I'd imagine. Because you meet someone who "gets you" so well. But they get your addiction, not necessarily you as a person. And then you a) run the risk of being with someone more likely to get you off track b) use a person as a crutch for weening you off drugs, so then if they go you fall apart because you've never dealt with your issues. BUT, of course, everyone needs another human being they feel they can connect with when going through such a tough time. It sucks. Poor Kirstin. You'll always be "Claudia" in "Interview with the Vampire" to me.