Kid Really Goes After That Booger, Meets Kate Middleton

Fantastic little blonde moppet of a boy just couldn’t resist digging for gold as he meets the future Queen consort of the United Kingdom.

This all went down on a visit to Grimsby, England, where Middleton visited the National Fishing Heritage Centre and then smiled at a kid who was picking a booger. To all the children who don’t give a shit about anything but picking boogers and probably also eating boogers, I salute you! (Kate, welcome to being a mom!)

Oh, btw, it looks like she’s having probably having a girl. So sorry, royals!

Now, let’s suggest names. I’m in for Grismby Booger Boy, Bruno Cacciatore, and Laura. You?