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Kelly Osbourne Is Having A Bad Day

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Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Osbourne is trying to hold it together (or hold it all in). Plus, Damon Lindelof was pleased to see last night's Mega Millions numbers.

Cannot believe Hurley's numbers finally came up. http://bit.ly/gpShexless than a minute ago via TweetDeck

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Simon Pegg
simonpegg

Hey @DamonLindelof and @CarltonCuse - you saw the lottery numbers, get back to work.less than a minute ago via web

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Jimmy Kimmel
jimmykimmel

9,078 people played Hurley's numbers in the MegaMillions tonight, each winning $150. #THATSSORAVENless than a minute ago via web

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Damon Lindelof
DamonLindelof

"Hey Bob, the douche gets stocked with the peanuts, right?" http://yfrog.com/h7eu6pyjless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

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Michael Showalter
mshowalter

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I just had one of those "moments" with a homeless woman. Her humble gratefulness made me feel unworthyof what I have. i cried..still amless than a minute ago via web

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Adrianne Curry
AdrianneCurry

I just counted, and I have exactly 67 pairs of white Levis jeans, and 32 white Fruit of the Loom t-shirts. This is my life.less than a minute ago via txt

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ANDREW WK
AndrewWK

I love taking pics with fans. But why do people stop you to take pics but have no fuckin idea how to work their own camera? Drives me crazy.less than a minute ago via web

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ICE T
FINALLEVEL

I'd like to clarify something.People think since Ice is 50 they think I'm his age..We'll your way off.I'm 31..less than a minute ago via web

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Coco
cocosworld

"Commit"lozenges now"Nicorette"?They can't even commit to their own name?How the fuck can they expect me to commit to not smoking?less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

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Will Arnett
arnettwill

Just landed in LA. Now I know why I must fly first class. If God had wanted me to travel in coach, he would have made my ass smaller.less than a minute ago via web

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Joan Rivers
Joan_Rivers

2 Much ? 2 out there 4 an OLD CHICK ! U MIGHT SAY ?!!
Too €%%¥+€<#less than a minute ago via txt

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Cher
cher

•= ing BAD !less than a minute ago via txt

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Cher
cher