Much to the dismay of Kellogg Company’s headquarters, a video has just surfaced exhibiting an aggrieved employee taking a piss on the cereal traveling down a conveyer belt. Said video is posted above, but do take note: it’s fucking gross.
The video, New York reports, got posted on WorldStarHipHop and “shows a worker on the assembly line, whose identity is still unknown, urinating directly onto a conveyor belt that ostensibly carried Rice Krispies Treats cereal and snacks.”
Kellogg has determined that the video was shot in 2014 at a Memphis facility during a heated labor dispute. It’s best not to think about whether you’ve eaten a Rice Krispies Treat in the last two years! Time and the digestive system heal all wounds.
The company has released the following statement in response to the video:
“Kellogg takes this situation very seriously and we were shocked and deeply disappointed by this video that we just learned of yesterday. We immediately alerted law enforcement authorities and regulators. A criminal investigation is underway as well as a thorough internal investigation.
Our investigation revealed that the video was recorded at our Memphis, TN facility, in 2014. Products that could have been affected were Rice Krispies Treats, Rice Krispies Treats cereal and puffed rice cake products, all of which would be past the expiration date.
Food quality is of the utmost importance to Kellogg Company . We are outraged by this completely unacceptable situation, and we will work closely with authorities to prosecute to the full extent of the law.”tread carefully: Kellogg, law enforcement, and the Food and Drug Administration are coming your way.
Tread carefully, Mystery Pisser: Kellogg, law enforcement, and the Food and Drug Administration are coming your way.
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