Ke$ha Has A Very Interesting Day At The Beach

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Hey guys! I'm at the beach! It's so awesome, especially since I drank a bottle of Jim Beam before leaving the hotel room. So do you guys think there are unicorns in the water? Once, I saw this show, and there were these seal creatures called Warhols, and they had long horns they'd stolen from unicorns, how bad-ass is that?

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When I'm not sure whether or not something is bad-ass, I usually ask my boobs. Ladies, what do you think? Hello? Girls? One of them is a little deaf. Or maybe they're sleeping. I'll ask someone else's chest.

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Dude, mind if I ask your nipples a question? Rad.

(whispering) Hey… have you seen any unicorns or Warhols today?

(laughing) Ha, good idea! Fucking-A! I am going jiggle and juggle my twins until they wake up.

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Come on ladies! Don't get lazy!

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And one and two, and one and two… I must, I must, I must wake up my bust!

What else can we do?

Let's play invisible sex partner!

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Uhhhn. You like that?

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Mmmmm… yeah, you look sooo good. You feel so grainy. I don't care if you got crabs, baby! You fine!

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Phew! Spent. And it's only ten a.m.

Images via Pacific Coast News.

DISCUSSION

Little Green Frog

TMI:

After I gave birth to my babies, the nurse gave me these disposable "panties" to wear that were very stretchy and helped hold the sanitary pads. They looked EXACTLY like those bottoms except in white. Not the look I want on the beach. Memories!