Kate's Bringing Shapeless Back

LA, June 18: Actress Kate Bosworth attends the LA Film Fest premiere of “L!fe Happens” at Regal Cinemas L.A. Live.

Strike one: This dress is the color that I wished that all of my dresses could have been when I was 5.
Strike two: Many, many, many dresses are flattering on Kate Bosworth. She is beautiful. Why, then, would she choose one of the five dresses in all of the land that would be unflattering on her? Why Kate?! WHY?!
Strike three: The title of the movie has an exclamation point substituting what I presume is supposed to be a lower case “i.”

You’re out.

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