Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth
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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

Kate Middleton Went to Wimbledon Yet Again, Did Chill Shit

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Kate Middleton and that dude she lets sleep in her bed attended a match during day nine of the Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club. (British people love a title, don’t they.)

Old girl Kate handled this annual show of patriotism with ease and generally behaved like a normal person—because she is.

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She sat down.

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She abided by the apparent dress code of being a stone-faced white person in marginally flattering black sunglasses.

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She sort of paid attention to Billie Jean King.

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Most interestingly, she had her ear talked-off by Wimbledon chairman Philip Brook.

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Then she and Prince William talked some shit (probably).

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Finally, they stood up, having throughly satiated a nation’s taste for staring at arbitrarily special people.

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