Kate Middleton Hangs With Cub Scouts, Roasts Entrails Snacks Over Open Fire

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, went on a wintry jaunt to Windermere today, where she hung out a the Great Tower Scout camp. We assumed she was roasting the entrails of her enemies — quite good for nourishing the royal fetus — but apparently it’s traditional unleavened camping bread. Yum?

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WINDERMERE, UNITED KINGDOM – MARCH 22: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge visits Great Tower Scout camp on March 22, 2013 in Windermere, Cumbria, United Kingdom. The Duchess of Cambridge attended a scout volunteer training day today in Newby Bridge in Cumbria. The training course is being run in Great Tower, one of the Scout Association’s national activity centres set in 250 acres of land offering a wide range of land and water based activities, including archery, low and high ropes, climbing, abseiling, sailing and canoeing. (Photo by Andy Stenning WPA – Pool/Getty Images)