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Just Another Sticky Night Of Abject Stupidity

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News Roundup today is the perfect end to a shitty couple of days, topped off by this scene at my office today:

This morning, a woman in my office hit a deer on the way to work. She apparently didn't realize that the deer got stuck underneath her car (bullshit!) and drove the rest of the way to work, dragging the poor thing into the parking lot. The deer, however, was NOT QUITE DEAD YET. So they called animal control, who came and euthanized the deer, but then left it in the middle of the parking lot in 104 degree heat for 6 hours before coming back to remove the beast. Worst scene ever :(

Can the weekend be here now please? I can't even drink because i'm on antibiotics. Fuck!