Jude Law & Kim Stewart's Drunken Makeout Session

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  • Jude Law and Kimberley Stewart: Seen drinking champagne and snogging each other in Cannes. He's a 35-year-old father of four; she's a 28-year-old party girl who used to date Cisco Adler (She got a tattoo reading "Daddy's Little Girl Loves Cisco," which, after their breakup, she changed to "Daddy's Little Girl Loves Disco.") Also, when she had her implants removed, she sent them to Jack Osbourne, who hung them on his wall. [Mirror]
  • Oh, gross, there are pictures of Jude and Kim making out. Blech. [The Sun]
  • Did Shania Twain split with her husband Mutt Lange because he was having an affair with the secretary? [People]
  • Lindsay Lohan is being sued over that fur coat she "borrowed." You know, the one LL picked up at a club and left wearing, even though it wasn't hers? The real owner saw pictures of LL wearing the coat in a magazine. "It was my coat. It was no doubt," 22-year-old Masha Markova says. Later the coat mysteriously returned to the club. [People]
  • Also: Lindsay has always told people she wouldn't be on her mom's reality show. So why is Dina Lohan saying: "I told Lindsay I don't want her on the show right now. … Doing reality TV would almost be taking a step backward as far as her career goes." [MSNBC]
  • Ali Lohan's been targeted by Mean Girls! She says: "A couple of girls in school made up a video of me and put it up on YouTube. They used disgusting words. Like if my mom ever heard me say that stuff, I'd be grounded for life!" [People]
  • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had dinner with Clint Eastwood, Brett Ratner and Mick Jagger on the Côte d'Azur last night; what did you do? [People]
  • Britney is back in LA after her five-day Costa Rican adventure at Mel Gibson's house. [ET]
  • Pete Doherty was kicked out of the soccer event he attended for peeing in a trophy. [The Sun]
  • Madonna: Seen chatting up Mike Tyson. [Mirror]
  • Kiefer Sutherland is single. He filed for divorce from wife Elizabeth Kelly Winn in 2004 and a judge made it official on Friday. [Mirror]
  • It's official: Katie Holmes will be in Arthur Miller's All My Sons on Broadway. [People]
  • Owen Wilson is dealing with this most recent breakup with Kate Hudson by "immersing himself in blondes, boobs and beer." Owen spent four and a half hours at a strip club in Philadelphia last Thursday. [Page Six]
  • Nick Cannon was trying to have a boys' weekend at the MGM Grand Foxwoods when Mariah called at 1 a.m. and told him to come home. "He didn't look happy about it," a source says. [Page Six]
  • Lynne Spears was seen telling Jill Zarin of Real Housewives of New York City that she is on Team Jill. [Page Six]
  • After making a nasty audio mashup of her voice, Howard Stern wants to make peace with Dolly Parton. "She's had a long career and she's been hot the whole time," he says, which doesn't make things better. [Page Six]
  • Audrina from The Hills: Has a sister who's heavily tattooed. [Rush & Molloy]
  • This video of the new cast of 90210 makes me feel old. [ET]
  • Scarlett Johansson's best friend Jessie Baylin says ScarJo's wedding to Ryan Reynolds will be great. "I'm really excited for them," Jessie tells E!. "I think Ryan is amazing. She's beautiful, and she's going to look beautiful." [E!]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow bares her left breast in hew new film, Two Lovers. Didn't we already see them in Shakespeare In Love? [Fox News]
  • Jesse Metcalfe trashed a hotel room in San Diego, yawn. [Page Six]
  • Opening arguments are set to begin in the R. Kelly trial. [Yahoo News]
  • Oy! Sex And The City posters are banned in two Israeli cities (Jerusalem and Petah Tikva) because municipal officials don't want the word "sex" on display in the religious towns. [USA Today]
  • Jennifer Hudson is releasing a CD in September. Even though he was on the Dreamgirls soundtrack, this will be her debut album. [Reuters]
  • Vegas, baby! The ladies of The View are headed to sin city to broadcast from Caesars Palace for a week. [UPI]
  • Naomi Campbell is on the official Ugly Betty podcast. See the video! [ONTD]
  • Now that California has overturned the ban on gay marriage, Star Trek's George Takai is planning his wedding! The lucky guy is Brad Altman, his 54-year-old business manager. [Reuters]
  • Spencer Pratt is firing back at Brody Jenner's dad, who called Spencer a "bad influence." "That's a bold statement for someone who only decided to try and be Brody's father after Brody got famous," Spencer says. Um, you know you're talking about Bruce Jenner, who won Olympic gold and was on boxes of Wheaties, right? [Us Magazine]
  • The honeymoon is over: Pete Wentz is being sued by a fan who claims Wentz beat him up at a Fall Out Boy show last year. [E!]
  • Filmmaker Pedro Almodovar is known for his strong women, but he's focusing on his male characters with his next flick. [Guardian]
  • Lane Garrison, the Prison Break actor who is serving time for vehicular manslaughter, is being moved to a maximum-security lockup, uh-oh. [E!]
  • Some dude was blasting Mariah Carey in his car and when he stopped at a red light, another guy pulled up and called the Mariah lover a "derogatory name" for listening to Mimi. So the guy who likes Mariah threw a bottle at the other guy and subsequently got arrested. Neither of these guys were Nick Cannon. [Perez Hilton]



Re: "Like if my mom ever heard me say that stuff, I'd be grounded for life!"

I can seriously imagine this meeting going down with Ali's publicist. Ali, Dina, and PR rep all sitting in a room, trying to come up with a cutesy statement that emphasizes Ali's age and humble upbringing. Meanwhile, being "grounded" in the Lohan household just means staying HOME and having the coke you're going to do with Dina delivered.