This man, Tom Jones, is trying to tell you what "a lady" is. Don't you want to be the kind of woman that this jackass would "like to flaunt and take to dinner?" Then perhaps you should pay attention to his smooth moves and rockin tune. Also, this is one of the most unintentionally hilarious songs of all time. So give it a spin as you bleach your towels, make your messes, avoid excrement, and throw your burned cookies at annoying neighbors. Then invite your friends over and share that holiday whiskey. Together, with the help of JOOP, we're going to get through this recession, the very best ladies we can be.

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