Per an 8-year-old girl's winning script at a benefit, Stewart played a man who wins over Barbie "through his un-Ken-like attributes," including "luscious, movable brown hair." Stewart apparently "showed off his armpits, since his hair is still brown there." [NYM]
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Jon, the point is supposed to be that you don't want the Barbie -because of her inability to stand up due to her unattainable figure. A "why Heidi Montag is wrong" teaching moment, totally lost.