Johnny Depp Declined to Comment on His Divorce in a Way That Spoke Volumes

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It, like, totally didn’t even matter to him, ok?

US Weekly shared Johnny Depp’s loaded statement about his divorce on Thursday night, and he focuses mainly on the recent loss of his mom, which makes sense:

Given the brevity of this marriage and the most recent and tragic loss of his mother, Johnny will not respond to any of the salacious false stories, gossip, misinformation and lies about his personal life,” his rep tells Us in a statement on Thursday, May 26. “Hopefully the dissolution of this short marriage will be resolved quickly.


Johnny Depp is fed up with all our stories about his marriage, which was extremely short to the point of being meaningless. There wasn’t even time for his family to hate Amber Heard, or to justify her getting one thin red cent in spousal support. He’s ready to never think about apologizing to the country of Australia on Facebook ever again, and you shouldn’t think about it either. The marriage was short, very brief, basically forgettable.

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It’s a measure of how much antipathy there is towards Amber Heard that nobody has suggested that maybe she gave him an ultimatum about sobering up. Maybe she couldn’t stand by and watch?