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John Travolta Can Blow Us. Really.

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  • John Travolta goes all Tom Cruise and says to 'just say no' to psychiatric drugs. Believe us, we've tried. And all that happened was a lot of crying and a lot of weight-gain. [ABC News]
  • Fatwa, shmatwa: Salman Rushdie will get knighted, despite outcry from Pakistani community. We say this will definitely make Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi hot for her hubby again. [BBC]
  • Sen. Hillary Clinton issues statement calling President Bush "out of touch" in response to his vetoing of stem cell research bill. Honey, you're the one who picked a Celine Dion song as your campaign theme: Don't judge! [CNN]
  • And yet, Bill and Hillary Clinton will both be honored by VH1's 'Save the Music' come September. And again we say: Celine Bleeping Dion??? [USA Today]
  • Don't flush your bra but it's okay ok to flush a kitten if you're trying to save its life. [CNN]
  • Larry Birkhead says of daughter Dannielynn: "She has long legs and chubby little toes exactly like Anna's; it's like a mirror image." [USA Today]
  • The New York Times is raising its prices for its print edition; Times Select looks increasingly appealing. [Yahoo News]
  • 1 U.S. casualty identified. [DoD]

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Try making it through PMS (bloaty aching kill any motherfucker who gets in my way) LA traffic, three hour meeting w/ complete morons, a coked out boss, an idiot cashier, a work out and dinner w/ the in-laws WITHOUT psychiatric drugs. JUST TRY IT.

walk a mile in someone else's shoes John!