John Oliver Is Seriously Pissed About That Fake Shark Week Documentary

A lot of people were fooled and annoyed and annoyed to be fooled by Shark Week’s fake two-hour documentary about megalodons. The Discovery Channel never apologized for scaring the crap out of the seventy-three percent of viewers who now think megalodons still exist, and John Oliver is not pleased by their sharkhavior.*

You faked a two-hour sharkgasm and your disclaimer was three seconds at the end? You know no one saw those blinking lights at the bottom of the screen, don’t you? Because before the end of that show they were too busy calling their families to say, ‘Get the hell out of the ocean! Get out of the swimming pool! Get out of the bathtub! There’s a monster shark! There’s a monster shark!’

Unfortunately, the Discovery Channel didn’t issue a megalapology.

Watch until the very end for the bit about women fishing with their vaginas. I’m okay if Jon Stewart never comes back from shooting that movie. I’m not saying I want him to sleep with the sharks, I’m just saying this sharkcation with Oliver is as sweet as a cool ocean breeze.

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[via Rawstory]