John Kasich Really Is a Tremendous Dick, According to Everyone Who Knows Him

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Ohio Governor John Kasich, a man who is still more or less running for president, has made what little headway he’s attained by insisting that he’s a really nice guy, the only adult in the room, the best man for the job, etc. As a New York Times story today points out, that niceness is belied by anyone who’s ever met him before this year. Or, we would add, by any woman who’s ever spoken to him.


A triple-bylined piece by some of the NYT’s politics crew explores Kasich’s 2016 “aura of civility, kindness and positivity,” which includes hugs and prolix speeches about how you should take your neighborhood widow out to dinner.

It’s an amazing makeover for a man so unpleasant that noted charmer Newt Gingrich once gave him etiquette pointers, the NYT notes:

The John R. Kasich of 2016 is a much mellower politician than the hard-charging congressman of the 1990s, who could be so difficult that House Speaker Newt Gingrich, never known for his diplomacy, offered Mr. Kasich firm advice about his tendency to bulldoze colleagues.

“I talked to him a lot about unlocking people rather than running them over,” Mr. Gingrich recalled, adding of his counsel, “I think some of that actually stuck.”

But not all of it. In Ohio, Mr. Kasich is known for flashes of impatience, anger and disdain. A police officer who pulled him over? An “idiot,” Mr. Kasich said (though he later apologized). Lobbyists? Farm animals with “their snouts in that trough,” in his words. Out of-state rivals? “Wackadoodles.”

Although this goes unmentioned in the Times story, the myth of Nice John could also be speedily disproven by most of his public interactions with women, which range from infuriating condescension to outright dickery. Like the time he used a diet metaphor to explain the budgeting process to an adult woman. Or the time he shushed a college student with the immortal phrase “I don’t have any Taylor Swift tickets.” Or his weird 1999 campaign ad that fixated on 15-year-old girls “letting boys take advantage of you.” Or the fact that he just defunded Planned Parenthood, and has signed every anti-abortion measure that’s come across his desk for the past five years.

In a clip we’ve shown you before but sure seems relevant here, here’s Kasich defending his viewpoints on Planned Parenthood to female voters by having aboute one-third of a reasonable conversation before grumbling “We’re done” and then stalking off:

John Kasich: a super nice dude, a moderate, a unifier, unless you’re someone who disagrees with him or someone of the wrong gender.

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Anna Merlan was a Senior Reporter at G/O Media until September 2019. She's the author of Republic of Lies: American Conspiracy Theorists and Their Surprising Rise to Power.


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