Joan Does Glamour, the writer/actress' new makeover show, premiered in the UK last week. Says Joan: "I think [women have] become lazy in their grooming. They've become more interested in being on the internet, texting, emailing and watching TV."

Yikes! She's totally talking about us! Anyway, here is a best-of reel from her first episode.

What Would Joan Collins Say? [Dlisted]