- We worried that Lindsay Lohan was thisclose to shaving her head.
- We saw that you hate Tom Brady as much as we do.
- We learned that designer Richard Tyler is dead to Tampa.
- We were taught words for 'cock' we hadn't heard since the 8th grade.
- We cried for forcibly spray-tanned children everywhere.
- We told some brides to shoot-a-bitch.
- We contemplated abortion in ways Justice Scalia can't even begin to imagine.
- We warned you about vagina lipo.
- We proved that Catholic Jezebels aren't sluttier than Jewish Jezebels.
- We ripped on Venti Skim Bitchelorettes