Jezebel Bounty: Class Up Your Jewelry Box

Win a timeless accessory in this week’s installment of the Jezebel Bounty. ’40s style is all the rage in 2011, haven’t you heard?

Congrats are in order for last week’s winner Auntie_Maim . Her simple yet touching holiday tale made our hearts warmer than a steaming toddy! Enjoy the bag, Auntie.

This week’s contest:
We’re looking for the smartest, funniest, most original caption — a la New Yorker cartoons — for this metropolitan still from the December issue of Cosmo.

What you win:
Make your friends green with envy courtesy of antique extraordinaire Camellia Collection. Each of the two ace captioners will receive a beautifully carved chartreuse Bakelite bracelet.

Submit your captions in the comments only. The deadline for contest entries is Monday, January 3 at 12pm ET. On that evening (1/3), a Jezebel editor will pick two winners(!) from the comments on this post at her sole discretion based on wittiness and originality. We will notify the two winners by email on Tuesday, January 4th by 12pm ET.

All standard Gawker contest rules apply.

Some additional requirements: You must have a valid email associated with your commenter account. You may submit an entry or request a winner’s list via mail to Gawker Media, Attn: Weekly Jezebel Bounty Contest, 210 Elizabeth, 4th Floor, NY, NY, 10012. Approximate retail value for prizes is less than $200.