Jessica Cutler — who only recently announced her engagementmarried fiancé Charles Rubio on Monday at NYC's City Hall. Cutler, who managed to tell The New York Observer almost nothing of value, ordered an ass-shaped cake inscribed "to have and to hold" for the occasion and wore a grey suit instead of an annoying floofy white gown. On married life, she tells us (er, Megan): "I only feel weird about it when people ask me if it feels weird! It's pretty easy to get married, so I wonder if I missed something." [NY Observer]


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Erin Gloria Ryan

Getting a cake shaped like an ass would dredge up some negative memories for me, as my ass used to be shaped like a cake.