Jessica Cutler — who only recently announced her engagement — married fiancé Charles Rubio on Monday at NYC's City Hall. Cutler, who managed to tell The New York Observer almost nothing of value, ordered an ass-shaped cake inscribed "to have and to hold" for the occasion and wore a grey suit instead of an annoying floofy white gown. On married life, she tells us (er, Megan): "I only feel weird about it when people ask me if it feels weird! It's pretty easy to get married, so I wonder if I missed something." [NY Observer]
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