Last night, Jersey Shore's Snooki and The Situation made a fist-pumpin' worthy appearance on The Tonight Show, where they described "the lifestyle" of "guidos" and "guidettes," and Sitch gave Conan a nickname he thought up for him: The Solution.

Snooki doesn't agree with UNICO that "guido" and "guidette" are derogatory terms, and insisted that she and her fellow guidos and guidettes consider the description a compliment. She then told Conan how she would make him over, guido style.

When Conan asked Snooki to describe her ideal guy, she said that first and foremost, he must be an intravenous steroid user.