Jerks Debate Whether Madonna's Nipple Is Too Old to Air

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Whether she was doing it in solidarity with Turkish women in light of a proposed abortion ban or just letting it out for a little air, Madonna's nipple exposé is certainly attracting attention. So it's surprising it's taken this long for people to start asking whether it's age-appropriate, I mean, come on, she's a woman — 53-year-old woman! Though internet trolls are predictably going hell for leather with a fury they don't seem to apply whenever Iggy Pop flashes his saggy ol' yams on stage, even celebs are in on the action. "Most embarrassing, cringe-worthy, desperate moment in the history of music?" Tweeted Piers Morgan, fuelling the existing feud she clearly couldn't give two fucks about. But Christina Applegate is coming to the rescue with a clearer perspective. "Reading twitter this am and there r all these tweets about Madonna and her nipple flash. And we are shocked because...?" she wrote. "What I'm saying is. Its not like Sarah Palin had a nip slip, its Madonna." For what it's worth, if my nipples looked as good as Madonna's I'd have them out half the day. In fact, speaking of solidarity, I'm going to pull ‘em out now. Who's with me [NSFW]? [Daily Mail]


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Granted "God Bless The USA" might offend those with other belief systems, but that doesn't mean its replacement needs to be something equally offensive to all – with Brooklyn Public School No. 90's principal Greta Hawkins choosing to play Justin Bieber's "Baby" during the kindergarten graduation ceremony and out herself as an old-enough-to-know-better Beleiber of the highest order. Though a kindergarten graduation ceremony? Adorable! [E!]

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Kanye West can't wait to fill Kim Kardashian up with his babies so he can stare at her sexy pregnant body all day. "Kanye says he can't wait to see her carrying his child," blurged a source. "He says she will look beautiful pregnant." [Us]

Though it's been available on various media streaming sites in the past day or two, the YouTube fairies finally came out of their weekend blackout and uploaded the video for Fiona Apple's "Every Single Night" so you can watch it in between kittens sneezing and people losing their shit on public transport. It's from her new album "The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than The Driver Of The Screw And Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do" and features a giant octopus so is clearly awesome. [YouTube]


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Carrie Underwood is telling conservative Christians to stop being such dickwads and using the bible as a shield for their bigotry, saying she supports gay marriage. "As a married person myself, I don't know what it's like to be told I can't marry somebody I love and want to marry," she said. "I can't imagine how that must feel. I definitely think we should all have the right to love, and love publicly, the people that we want to love."[LAT]

  • On Howard Stern's radio show yesterday, "Extra" host and "Dancing with the Stars" finalist Maria Menounos admitted that when she was young, she was sexually abused by her doctor, and now she makes sure her boyfriends go into the exam room with her. [Contact Music]
  • Rihanna and Chris Brown are getting back together take 2,300,674. [Page Six]
  • Rihanna wants you to know it is her ass in those Armani ads, goddamn it! [Daily Mail]
  • What would Hollywood have to do to get you to pay to watch 50 Shades of Grey? How about if they appeal to your masochism and morbid curiosity by hiring Bret Easton Ellis (he of American Psycho) to adapt the text for the big screen? Shit's about to get even weirder. [THR]
  • David Arquette figured it was as good a time as ever to finally get his Bar Mitzvah underway. [Page Six]
  • Blake Lively gave a brain leak of an interview with Marie Claire when she spoke of her love for food and fashion – two very pressing social topics. Though an eyebrow of interest was raised when she outed herself as a feeder. [NYDN]
  • Now that he's promoting Rock Of Ages expect the Tom Cruise sound bites to come thick and fast. Today he's speaking of how his stage makeup scared Suri/everyone. [NYDN]
  • Flying Tomato Shaun White may or may not be non-procreatively copulating with (boning) model Bar Refaeli. Insert joke about snowboarders doing mid-sex 720's here. [TMZ]
  • Say what you will about Angelina Jolie, her PSA for World Refugee Day is fifty shades of awesome. [E!]
  • Cameron Diaz wants to tell you what to eat and when to eat it – in a good way. [E!]
  • Kobe Bryant and his estranged wife Vanessa Bryant may not be getting divorced, after all. [TMZ]
  • Drew Barrymore and Will Kopelmann decided to stay local for their honeymoon with a trip to Big Sur. [E!]
  • Over in Paris, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are also getting romantical. [Us]
  • Snooki's one that got away, Emilio Masella, pwomises he didn't leak the nude pics. [TMZ]
  • Trace Cyrus and Brenda Song have called off the engagement no one really cared about to begin with. [TMZ]
  • Jenny McCarthy grew out her pubic hair in order to get a little coverage when she shoots Playboy again. [Dlisted]



Can you imagine what kind of kid Kanye and Kim would have. They would use that kid as an accessory, covered in every label ever invented. Little brat would run around crying or acting all entitled. It would probably be beautiful though.

I'm 29 and my breasts look like something out of the National Geographic. I guess God knew what he was doing giving me these saggy things because if they were perky I'd be flashing more than a broken stop light.