Jenna Bush was just interviewed on Today and Tracie and I sort of half-watched it. I have never paid attention to Ann Curry; is she always such an embarrassing cunnilinger? Highlights: Jenna asks Chelsea Clinton to call her; the Secret Service does allow her to have sex; no one showed up to her book signing but her mom was all, "Fifteen people? That's great, honey!" which sort of explains how she stays married to Bush; Jenna looks so much like her dad it's creepy and distracting; possibly she has a hangover; she was wearing Louboutins or at least that's what Tracie said; if she was pregnant she um must have had a miscarriage which is very painful so give her some privacy people.