Jenelle Relives (First) Arrest On Teen Mom 2 Finale

I've figured out what's wrong with most of the kids on Teen Mom 2—none of them watch Judge Judy, and thus haven't learned from her infinite wisdom. On last night's finale, parents behaved inappropriately at a custody mediation, one mother inadequately dealt with the father of her child trespassing on her property, another mother was arrested for breaking and entering and marijuana position then bailed her boyfriend out of jail and worst of all we actually watched someone cosign on a loan.


While Leah and Corey had a happy storyline with their camouflage-themed wedding, Chelsea's leopard print-themed birthday party for her daughter was dampened after her abusive ex-boyfriend (the author of the worst text message in the history of the world) who entered her house without permission, yelled at her and then tossed his daughter's belongings around haphazardly while looking for his car crap. Although she said she was scared, she didn't call the cops or even ask him to leave. What's infuriating is that according to the sneak peak of next week's reunion special, Chelsea and Adam are back together.

And then there's Kailyn and Jo, who are doing the right thing by going to mediation and getting a custody agreement legalized in writing. However, after their meeting with the mediator, the two began verbally jabbing each other via their baby, saying things to him like, "Your father's an asshole." "Your mother's a bitch." Jo has since been arrested for being under the influence of marijuana while driving.

And speaking of arrests, of course there's Jenelle, who went out with a bang last night after she was arrested along with her boyfriend Keiffer. She explains the incident, in the clip above, on her way home from jail. Her mother allowed her to move back home on the condition that she never see Keiffer again. However, only a few days later she bailed him out of jail with the help of a friend who actually cosigned on the $2000 bond—like an idiot.



Y'know, Adam may be an uber-douchebag, but he doesn't get under my skin as much as Jo does. Jo's a sneaky abusive bastard. When he's in a good mood, he's seemingly very polite and responsible. But as soon as he's pissed off, he says things that no man should EVER say to the mother of his child, much less right in front of the child. I couldn't believe it in the finale when he was just going on and on about how she's a worthless piece of shit and a whore, she's wasting her time on college, she's broke and hopeless... I mean, seriously?! And it made me so angry that his parents got involved when she was casually dating the other guy. SHE AND JO WERE BROKEN UP. She had already told him she didn't want to be with him ever again. They were only living together to make it easier for the baby, but she was not beholden to him. She was only going on a few dates with the guy, anyways, it's not like she was neglecting her child for the dude. And I'm sure if it were the other way around and Jo wanted to go out and date, his parents would have been absolutely fine with that, since he's the man. But since she's a girl and she was living under their roof, if she didn't want to be with Jo, then she couldn't be with anyone. What-the-fuck-ever.

I know, it's a reality show, and I shouldn't be so emotionally invested. But god, that shit made me see RED. Compared to a lot of the other Teen Mom girls, Kailyn seems like she's pretty well-adjusted. She's trying to make something of her life. She shouldn't have to put up with that kind of bullshit.