Jamie Lynn Spears (Maybe) Gives Birth Today!

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  • Britney Spears is in Louisiana! Her 17-year-old sister Jamie Lynn should be delivering a baby super soon. [People]
  • Jamie Lynn's induced labor could be happening RIGHT NOW! (Possible baby name: Cailynn, a composite of Casey and Lynn.) [ONTD]
  • It could be a C-section, you guys. [DListed]
  • Kevin Federline has a new gal and she might have an arrest record. [TMZ]
  • Cynthia Nixon had breast augmentation? And Kristin Davis had varicose veins removed? Really? [Page Six]
  • In an old voicemail Charlie Sheen left for Denise Richards, Charlie dropeed the N-word and a bunch of F-bombs. Sez Charles: "I deeply apologize by my choice of words to all I have obviously offended, especially to Tony Todd, an African American, who was my best man at my first two weddings." Uh, yeah, that makes it all better. [E!]
  • Mary Tyler Moore! Back on TV! Lipstick Jungle! "I'm fortunate to have had a front row seat to the evolution of working women on television," said Moore. "It's been great fun to watch the strong female characters of Lipstick Jungle go at it week after week. I absolutely adore Brooke and I'm delighted to be a part of a show which is so well written." [NBC/Universal]
  • OMG. Ali Lohan is up for the lead in a remake of the movie Troll? [E!]
  • Anne Hathaway and ex Raffaello Follieri: The break up is "very amicable." [Page Six]
  • The dude who judges America's Got Talent (and is not David Hasselhofff), Piers Morgan, was apparently the "cupid" who introduced Paul McCartney to Heather Mills. Whoops! "I was fooled into thinking that she was a good person," Piers says. [Page Six]
  • Music mogul Tommy Mottola had the audacity to throw a CD launch party and not offer free food to the press attending. [Page Six]
  • Cops call James Gandolfini "Jesus Christ." [Page Six]
  • Ann Rice was a virgin until she got married? [Page Six]
  • Justin Timberlake's best friend and business partner, Trace Ayala, is engaged to Reba star JoAnna Garcia. Congrats! [People]
  • Ashlee Simpson was at the opening of Pete Wentz's new bar and showed off her "baby curves." [People]
  • So you know how, back when she was a stylist, Kim Kardashian worked for Brandy? And Brandy's mom says KK still owes her more than $120,000 in unauthorized charges on her credit card? And she filed a lawsuit? There's a trial date! February 17, 2009. [E!]
  • Jennifer Hudson wishes Barack Obama would call her. [E!]
  • Ooh, Rue McClanahan talking about her "sordid" life. Golden Girls Gone Wild! [ONTD]
  • J.J. Abrams, creator of Alias and Lost, is working on a film based on a New York Times article called Mystery Of Fifth Avenue. [ET]
  • The Emmy nominations are being announced by Neil Patrick Harris and Kristin Chenowith this morning! [ET]
  • Does Calum Best want Lindsay Lohan back? A source says he's been secretly texting LL. And! When they were together, "Lindsay couldn't get enough of his bedroom antics." Ha, well, things may have changed. Coughlezebelcoughcough. [Mirror]
  • Since Amy Winehouse is in the hospital, will she miss Nelson Mandela's birthday show? [Mirror]
  • Baby mama drama for 50 Cent: Shaniqua Tompkins, the mother of his 11-year-old son, says Fiddy is responsible for the fire that destroyed her Long Island mansion last month. 50 says that's not true and that Ms. Tompkins has made it "practically impossible" for him to speak to his son since the fire. (Girl… It's easy to love me now. Would you love me if I was down and out?) [Rush & Molloy]



@DontFearTheReefer: I'm pretty sure she had cancer. Page Six sucks. They deserve a mention on Misdemeanors.

Also, varicose vein treatment is not a beauty treatment, it is something you do so they don't become incredibly painful and require surgery later.