Our boundless devotion to the hotness and talent of Jamie Foxx took a severe dent today with the news that he's a fan of this:
It's described as "couture water that makes an announcement like a Rolls Royce Phantom....the Cristal of bottled waters." But more importantly, it comes encrusted with Swarovski crystals, which of course justifies the cost of $40 dollars for 750ml. Or, if you're P-Diddy, there's always the limited edition case of 12, which costs a reassuringly in-your-face $480.
We'd hoped that if someone asked Jamie what he thought about a $40 bottle of water (from Tennessee, no less), that he'd laugh in their face. Close, but no cigar. What he actually said was this:
"A lot of times when you have some water, people are like, 'You're drinking water?' Instead, you say, 'Naw man, I'm blinging."
And the tragedy of it is, we don't think he was joking.