Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth
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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

Jake Gyllenhaal Rides The Subway...Into Your Dreams

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New Yorkers, here's what you missed by not taking the Q train last night: JAKE GYLLENHAAL. Notice Jake doesn't hold onto the subway rail, meaning he probably would've stumbled into your loving arms, and ever so many ice cream dates.