Sadness: according to People, Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon, who began dating in 2007 after working together on the film Rendition, have split, which means we may very well have a celebrity "turkey drop" on our hands, people.
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And the rumors about Jake leaving her for Natalie Portman begin.
I want Reese to be happy, so I hope this break-up is right for her. I remember being actually sad when Ryan Phillippe and Reese called it quits.