Can someone please turn this into a cartoon about a dachshund dentist and his big cat patients? Everyday is a daring adventure at Doggie Denistry, LLC(ute). (The poster is those two, standing on hind legs and back to back, looking over their shoulders at each other. Do it!)
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9 out of 10 lions prefer dachshund dentists and the 10th one thought it was a cocktail weiner.