It's time to start praying to whatever higher being you align yourself with: Naomi Campbell is in the hospital. With an infection. In Brazil. The supermodel is being treated by a gynecologist and an infectious disease specialist and has also undergone some sort of surgery to remove a cyst. In the name of Karl Lagerfeld, what the hell is wrong with her reproductive system? No seriously. Tell us. We have no idea, and WebMD ain't helping this time. [Guardian]