Every now and then, our universe will produce a cosmic alignment of two glorious bodies, ushering in a new era of prosperity and happiness. This is one of those events, and we should all be thankful to have lived to witness the ascension of a Golden Era. Ladies and gentleman, Ginuwine's "Pony" and Tim Allen's "Confounded Growl." TALK ABOUT A "TOOLMAN" AMIRITE?! AM I!? I REALLY DON'T KNOW. WOULD SOME ONE PLEASE TELL ME IF IAMRITE?!
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